Tonight: Bears like pecs, too!

Bear Week wouldn't be the same if I didn't mention that a celebration of man bosoms leads tonight's fun:

• Powerhouse: Pecs night! That means cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th.


• SF Badlands: What's not to love about happy hour? When: 3-8 p.m., Monday through Saturday. Where: 4121 18th St., near Castro.


• The Endup: Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young hipsters. Guest DJ Angel Moraes; Midnight Madness Shows: Candi Gurl. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison.


• The Cafe: Boy Bar's all about high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St.

Tonight: Bear Week's finger-licking fun

And it's all leading to Sunday's Hairrison Street Fair. Next up: tonight's Krispy Kreme Party. From the Hairrison website: "A party Homer Simpson would love! Donuts and bears, dooh! Krispy Kreme is sponsoring this match made in heaven, so expect donut-flavored drink specials, Krispy Kreme shwag and hot men passing around trays of glazed. The 'Hot Now' sign is on." When: 9 to midnight, at the Lone Star, 1354 Harrison St. Cost: $8 beer bust, $4 with Charity Bear Tag.

Tonight: Pecs-a-go-go!

He won't just show up at your front door. You gotta head out:

• Powerhouse: Pecs night! That means cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th.
• SF Badlands: What's not to love about happy hour? When: 3-8 p.m., Monday through Saturday. Where: 4121 18th St., near Castro.
• The Endup: Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young hipsters. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison.
• The Cafe: Boy Bar's all about high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St.

Tonight: Your man breasts are called 'pecs'

• Powerhouse packs 'em in for pecs night, handing out cheap booze to guys who don't wear shirts. When: Starts at 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th.
• The Endup's Fag Friday promises contemporary house music for young hipsters. Resident DJs Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison.
• The Cafe's Boy Bar is all about high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St.

Tonight: Pecs pride

POWERHOUSE is positively pecs! Cheap booze for shirtless dudes. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. THE CAFE's Boy Bar promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St. THE ENDUP. The one, the only, the world-famous Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young and hip party goers. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison.

Drinks are on him

POWERHOUSE packs 'em in for pecs night. Cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. THE ENDUP: Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young hipsters. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. THE CAFE: Boy Bar's all about high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St.

Batter up tonight!

POWERHOUSE. It's Pecs night! Cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. THE CAFE's Boy Bar promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St. THE ENDUP. The one, the only, the world-famous Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young and hip party goers. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison.

Follow the bouncing ball to Boy Bar

Now, that's a bubble butt! THE CAFE's Boy Bar promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St. POWERHOUSE. It's Pecs night! Cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. THE ENDUP. The one, the only, the world-famous Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young and hip party goers. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. [Photo: Francois Sagat]

Ranch dressing on the side

A deleted scene from the new comedy, Knocked Up, opening tonight to a pretty good review in today's San Francisco Chronicle. It's a beauty-and-the-beast story about a drunken one-night stand gone awry. In this scene, straight guy Jonah (played by Jonah Hill) complains that director Ang Lee held too much back in Brokeback Mountain. "I want to see Jake Gyllenhaal on all fours getting his salad tossed by Heath Ledger!"

Getting his salad tossed was a new one to Sparky. But I heard that slang term for rimming when I lived in Kentucky. My more worldly friend David (he's been to Russia and other countries whose names I can't even pronounce!) has another one: German hospitality. [Fedora tip: Kenneth in the 212]

It's Friday, and a three-day weekend!

Here's who loves ya, baby: POWERHOUSE. Cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. It's Pecs night! When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. THE ENDUP. Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young and hip party goers. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness and special guest Frankie Knuckles (love that name!). When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. THE CAFE. Boy Bar promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St. [Photo: That's Sean Ensign pictured.]

Friday night pecs

POWERHOUSE: Cheap booze for guys who don't wear shirts. It's Pecs night! When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. THE ENDUP: Fag Friday. Contemporary house music for young and hip party goers. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. THE CAFE: Boy Bar promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St.

There'll always be an England

San Francisco bears rub shoulders and hairy pecs tonight with their British counterparts, Diddy and Daz, producers of Saturday's Mega Woof! What: Meat and Greet to get Brit-style blotto (as Ggreg Taylor puts it). Where: 440 Castro St. When: 7 p.m.

Chin up, chest out: It's Friday night

1. Powerhouse. Pecs Night. Drink specials for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. 2. Endup. Fag Fridays. Contemporary house music for young and hip partygoers. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. 3. The Cafe. Boy Bar. Promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St. [Photo: Undergear]

Friday night mights: pecs, fags and boys

Three venues for getting laid:

1. Powerhouse. Pec Night. Drink specials for guys who don't wear shirts. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th. 2. Endup. Fag Fridays. Contemporary house music for young and hip partygoers. Resident DJs: Rolo, David Harness, Pete Avila and Neon Leon. When: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. 3. The Cafe. Boy Bar. Promises high testosterone, low attitude and tight jock straps. When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. $3 cover. Where: 2369 Market St.

Friday night frights

Lypsinka (John Epperson) channels Joan Crawford for a final SF weekend in a tribute to everyone's favorite mom. Epperson's The Passion of the Crawford is at the Plush Room. When: 8 p.m. tonight and Saturday, 7 p.m. Sunday. Tickets are $42.50 to $47.50. Where: York Hotel, 940 Sutter St. (866) 468-3399.

Hmmm. What would late, great Plush player Kitty Carlisle Hart think?