Tonight: Endup's pride kickoff

THE ENDUP's Minx features Rob Mello, plus Gallen and Jasmine's birthday celebration and a Pride Weekend kickoff with Femme DJ's Ladyhouse. Whoo-hoo! Let's get drunk! What: Minx promises the hottest turntablists, DJs, VJs, producers, vocalists and performance artists of every style and genre. When: 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursdays. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. 440 CASTRO: CDXL, The Thursday Night Party. DJ Underdog spins and Ben and Tony pour at this weekly "outlaw party for real guys." Drink specials. Where: 440 Castro St. THE EAGLE's got Thursday Nite Live; playing tonight: Wood, Black Market Messiah, and the Mighty Slim Pickens. Where: 398 12th St.

[Photo: I'm pretty sure that cutie-pie was seen at New York City's pride events last year]

Think Simmons works out?

Criminy, why didn't he peel off that pullover? Pec-i-licous Henry Simmons co-stars in Shark (CBS, 10 p.m., Thursdays; that's, like, tonight!), a drama that follows the life of a defense attorney-turned-prosecutor. I noticed Simmons first in NYPD Blue, where he towered over the other actors. He's also been in the mini-series Spartacus and the movie Lackawanna Blues. More photos of the big man here.

Tonight: Minx import, and Eagle's live

THE ENDUP's Minx features British DJ import Jesse Rose plus Justin Martin and LadyHouse. What: Minx promises the hottest turntablists, DJs, VJs, producers, vocalists and performance artists of every style and genre. When: 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursdays. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison. 440 CASTRO: CDXL, The Thursday Night Party. DJ Underdog spins and Ben and Tony pour at this weekly "outlaw party for real guys." Drink specials. Where: 440 Castro St. THE EAGLE's got Thursday Nite Live; playing tonight: The Plastic Saints, Browntown and the Porch Honkies, and A Funeral Dynasty. Where: 398 12th St. [Artwork: Amazon]

How to look good in a kilt

Leading today's B.A.R.: KARRNAL KNOWLEDGE: Leather fashion advice: "Those canvas Utilikilts are ugly. Burn yours today." CRIME & PUNISHMENT: A shoplifter in the pink; armed robbers queer for $2 bills. OUT THERE: The centerpiece for this year's International LGBT Film Festival is a movie by Yossi and Jagger's director.

What to wear at The Endup tonight

A 2(x)ist jock peeking from your low-slung jeans for Minx. Playing tonight: Femme DJs, LadyHouse, ICON, Noetic and Amber Reyn. What: Minx promises the hottest turntablists, DJs, VJs, producers, vocalists and performance artists of every style and genre. When: 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursdays. Where: The Endup, 401 6th St., at Harrison. [Photo: All American Guys]

Ooh la la!

It's Minx night at The Endup, where DJ Chris Carrier is spinning. Bonus points: Carrier is French! (Mais, je suis tres désolé: He doesn't look a bit like the Pref magazine model above.) What: Minx promises the hottest turntablists, DJs, VJs, producers, vocalists and performance artists of every style and genre. When: 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursdays. Where: 401 6th St., at Harrison.

LadyHouse spins into a new year tonight

DJ Karlyn Neel -- her nom de spin is LadyHouse (left) -- celebrates her birthday at the The Endup's Minx.

What: Minx promises the hottest turntablists, DJs, VJs, producers, vocalists and performance artists of every style and genre. When: 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursdays. Where: The Endup, 401 6th St., at Harrison.