We advise Craigslist ranters and ravers

From the classified site's Castro page:

• Stop working the Sha'ar Zahav tea room! "Another Jew is into me. I'm just a simple gay guy from Texas. Where are the good ol' country hicks in SF?''

East Coast temperatures are sizzling

But, gee! Stay cool with this handy-dandy recipe for flavored cumsicles. "Swallowing jizz = big whup,'' Vice magazine tells its straight male readers with unconvincing aplomb. Still, I couldn't agree more! Snowballing, anyone?

Father's Day by the (Craigslist) numbers

At 10:21 last night, I counted 252 ads for and from dads and daddies in the classified site's San Francisco M4M section. As Armistaud Maupin's been proclaiming lately, who says getting old sucks? Whoo-hoo! Here's to one 52-year-old surfing for a young guy to snuggle with: "What the hell, it's Father's Day."

Single and royally ready to mingle

Britain's Sun newspaper reports today that Prince William, 24, and girlfriend Kate Middleton, 25, have ended their four-year relationship, dashing hopes of a royal wedding. The newspaper blames the split on huge pressures faced by the young couple and by William's career in the army. The second in line to the throne graduated from Sandhurst military academy in December and is undergoing further training at an army base in rural England.

Ingrid Seward, editor of Majesty magazine (slogan: "The Quality Royal Magazine"), said the couple's relationship had reached an impasse: ''They can't go forward because William is in the army and he's dedicated the next few years of his life to that, so he's not in a position to get married.''

Confidential to the Prince: I'll wait until you're better positioned!

Ain't love grand?

Especially when it involves San Francisco's Francois Sagat and his hunky boyfriend Francesco D'Macho, kissing here in Barcelona.