Thursday, July 19, 2007

Leading B.A.R.: Serving up a 'Shirley Temple'

What I'm reading today in our little weekly: HALLOWEEN RUMBLE. The only person charged in the Halloween night shootings that injured nine people in the Castro last year has pleaded guilty. KARRNAL KNOWLEDGE. The new porn video Rich Kid (left) overflows with the sort of sex this reviewer loves: "It's like Shirley Temple's animal crackers -- I gobble it right down." OUT THERE. Dishing up a tale about the late, great Beverly Sills "that makes Eve Harrington look like a girl scout." MISTER MARCUS. An East Bay leather beauty pageant features a contestant pulverizing beef steaks to the tune, I Beat My Meat. (Does PETA know about this?)

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