The drop-dead gorgeous Kaiser doctor wore a 150-watt smile as he looked right into my eyes last week and asked how long it had been since I'd had a rectal exam. My mind raced. "Maybe seven years,'' I said. He leaned closer, and asked: "Could you deal with having one right now?" Well, gentle readers, I couldn't bend over fast enough. And that has absolutely nothing to do with this morning's weather forecast: Today's going to be partly cloudy, highs in the 60s.
[Photo: That's Romanian model Sorin Mihalache from the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency TV show; Robert John Kley Photography. More pics at Kenneth in the 212]