Monday, June 18, 2007

Jealous of bullfighter's bigness, bull strikes back

Spanish bullfighter Jose Tomas makes a pass at the Plaza Monumental bullring in Barcelona on Sunday; the bull gored Tomas at one point during the much-anticipated fight. It was a comeback for a fighter who once "mesmerized aficionados with an icy, death-defying style -- only to vanish from the ring in 2002 at the peak of his career without saying why." Mystery solved! He hightailed it to Brazil for dick-enlargement surgery. Seems to have worked! [Photo: Reuters]

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