But does she still have that guy's number?

We gays are living la vida loca and all in the Castro, which means seldom running into that curious species -- heterosexuals (a.k.a. breeders). Now and then, it's worth visiting their little (sad?) world. Here's something I found yesterday in Craigslist's Rants & Raves:

Stop it with the penis pictures! I know some of you guys read the best of CL and we women complain about the penis pictures. And yet, it still happens. Oh, maybe they don't read. Anyway, one year, I ended up with a guy who had [such] an enormous penis that it put porno stars to shame. So, it ended up being my baseline. He could literally beat someone about the head with his cock and hurt them.

You guys who send or post your weenies are an interesting bunch. I can honestly say I have never seen a picture of a penis and felt a twang in my cooch. Mostly, it results in mocking and cajoling. I've seen some that look like a Sharpie when hard. Or some have these extremely tiny heads. I'm sorry but if your erection is shorter than your balls, don't take a picture of it. In fact, hide that shit. And some of you guys have poses where your fingers are wrapped tightly around your best friend to push more blood into junior. Seriously, you look like you're trying too hard to make it bigger.

Look, just stop. If it's an average dick, it looks average. If it's freakishly huge, it makes people want to runaway whilst throwing grenades at it. However, if you're posting on M4M, show it off. Guys love their own dicks and other guys' dicks. In parting, I don't hate dick. In fact, I love dick, but let me get to know your dick in person, not via the Internet.