I'm through with the wind, OK? Like, yesterday afternoon? So, unnecessary! Today, it's supposed to be mostly sunny, with highs in the mid to upper 60s. [Photo: Joe Oppedisano. All my Oppedisano posts are here.]

I suppose I'd look a little grouchy, too, if I'd seen today's early forecast after yesterday's glorious weather. Widespread low clouds and fog this morning, clearing to the beaches by mid-day. Highs, upper-50s to mid-60s. [Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

Wrestle mania

Grab your singlet tonight and hustle over to:

• Lone Star for Men in Gear. Yes, sir: leather/latex pants, vests, shirts, uniforms, jackets, boots, gloves, harnesses, collars, cuffs, armbands, jocks, jeans, cigars. No, sir: cologne, deodorant, sweaters, khakis, suits, slacks, dress shirts, polo shirts, tennis shoes, loafers. When: 8 p.m.-midnight. Where: 135 Harrison St., between 9th and 11th.


• Blow Buddies becomes Naked Buddies tonight. The rules: No pants. No shirts. No towels. No kidding! At this Naked Buddies party, all clothing must be checked and cannot be worn in the play areas. For safety reasons, please, no bare feet or footwear that doesn't attach at the heel (such as flip-flops or sandals). When: 9-11 p.m. for admission; play time lasts longer. Where: 933 Harrison, between 5th and 6th streets. How much: $12.


• Powerhouse. For Macho night, guys wearing boots and blue jeans get el cheapo drinks. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th.

[Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

Get ready for a partly cloudy forecast, with highs in the upper 50s to upper 60s. [Photo: Nico and Adrian by Joe Oppedisano via Beautiful]

Tonight: licks for kicks

POWERHOUSE: Bootlickin' Saturdays, with DJ Bud Chism and bootblack Richie C. When: first and third Saturdays, 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom, between 9th and 10th streets. THE ENDUP's Substance spins '80s music, New Wave to Industrial. When: 10 p.m. Where: 401 Sixth St. at Harrison. THE STUD: Playboy night with DJ James Glass. When: 10 p.m. Where: 399 Ninth St., at Harrison. How much: $5 before 11:30; $8 after. [Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

Tonight: Cruising for a bruising

• Lone Star for Men in Gear. Thumbs up: leather/latex pants, vests, shirts, uniforms, jackets, boots, gloves, harnesses, collars, cuffs, armbands, jocks, jeans, cigars. Thumbs down: cologne, deodorant, sweaters, khakis, suits, slacks, dress shirts, polo shirts, tennis shoes, loafers. When: 8 p.m.-midnight. Where: 135 Harrison St., between 9th and 11th.



• Blow Buddies becomes Golden Shower Buddies tonight. Dress? Sleazy play clothes like leather, rubber, uniforms, jockstraps, spandex, Levis, tank tops, underwear or no wear. Absolutely no cologne. And: You might want to bring a change of dry clothes, 'cause what you wear might get piss on 'em! When: 9-11 p.m. for admission; play time lasts longer. Where: 933 Harrison, between 5th and 6th streets. How much: $12.



• Powerhouse. For Macho night, guys wearing boots and blue jeans get el cheapo drinks. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th.

[Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

Today's forecast: Mostly cloudy. Areas of fog in morning, patchy fog afternoon. Highs mid-50s to lower-60s. [Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

I dare you to kiss him

Fans of Travis Creston (above) -- the current Mr. San Francisco Leather -- give him a big wet kiss today in advance of his trip to Chicago for next weekend's International Mr. Leather beauty pageant -- err, competition. What: Travis Creston send-off. Where: Powerhouse. When: 6 p.m. [Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

Tonight: Gearing up

Looking for trouble this evening? Check out:

• Lone Star, hosting Men in Gear. Always: Leather/latex pants, vests, shirts, uniforms, jackets, boots, gloves, harnesses, collars, cuffs, armbands, jocks, jeans, cigars. Never: cologne, deodorant, sweaters, khakis, suits, slacks, dress shirts, polo shirts, tennis shoes, loafers. When: 8 p.m.-midnight. Where: 135 Harrison St., between 9th and 11th.
• Powerhouse. For Macho night, guys wearing boots and blue jeans get el cheapo drinks. When: 10 p.m. Where: 1347 Folsom St., between 9th and 10th.

[Photo: Joe Oppedisano]

See you at one of San Francisco's sleaziest street fairs: Up Your Alley, from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. The weather looks spectacular: partly sunny, highs in the 60s to lower 70s. [Photo by Joe Oppedisano]