It's a mad, mad Zsa Zsa world!

That's Zsa Zsa Gabor, now somewhere between 80 and 100 years old, with her husband, Prince Frédéric von Anhalt, in the crumbling Bel Air mansion she bought from crazy billionaire Howard Hughes. (Look carefully at that ottoman on the right; it's got a big hole in the upholstery.) This is the first time in years that Gabor has been photographed for public consumption, says Vanity Fair magazine, which published this fascinating story answering accusations that von Anhalt has been holding Gabor a virtual prisoner since she suffered a stroke two years ago.

"Nothing is as it seems when Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Frédéric von Anhalt are involved,'' Vanity Fair says. "He says he's her 10th husband; she says he's only her 8th. She won't say how old she is; he doesn't want to know. Some accuse him of keeping her prisoner, but he says he's the one who's hemmed in—never mind his self-proclaimed affair with the late Anna Nicole Smith or his alleged robbery by a lesbian street gang. Welcome to a surreal address that makes Sunset Boulevard look like Sesame Street." Like: Meow!