Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Iglesias condoms; Helmsley's rich pooch
As Idaho Sen. Larry "Wide Stance" Craig would say: Jiminy God! Pop singer Enrique Iglesias (left) has reportedly been offered a $1 million gig modeling condoms for U.S. maker LifeStyles Condoms. He's been joking (right? He is joking isn't he?) that he has a very small cock, making it hard to find rubbers that fit. (Note: Regular Castro Confidential readers know I only use Trojan Magnums over my big willie.) Now-dead Leona "only the little people pay taxes" Helmsley left $12 million in her will to her white Maltese, named Trouble. And speaking of the senior senator from Idaho: He's now denied at a nationally televised press conference that he's gay. But did he deny he sucks dick a lot? And speaking of I-da-ho: Under these circumstances, could Craig represent a state with a more unfortunate-sounding name?