We have a Nobel Peace Prize nominee!

A sampling of Craigslist Rants & Raves in the Castro:

• A gay self-hater says: "Many people ask me how I can be gay and also be a Republican and a Pentecostal Christian." Answer: You can't!
• Lovin' those hairy Asian women. "Their skin is so soft and tasty!" OK: Ewww.
• Sick of those tiresome "homeless" people begging for money at intersections? "Now I hand out applications (and a pencil) from Office Depot, Party City, Kragens, Big Lots and other stores to these stop sign people." Start polishing that Nobel prize acceptance speech!