Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Cruise bids to be the next Ron Jeremy

Porn entrepreneur Jake Cruise (left) hasn't achieved the legendary "spherical hirsuteness" of Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy. But he's definitely working the same playbook: Older, not especially buff man plays with pretty young things, satisfying fantasies we could do the same if we hauled our butts to SF Badlands any Saturday night. Of course, we're buff! But here's my truly favorite Cruise line: Straight Guys for Gay Eyes, where he casts hotties in straight porn meant for the gay market. Huh? The camera lingers a whole lot on the men, and rarely on the women, who stay mostly clothed. It's for guys like me, who prefer straight porn. Just not too straight. [Photo: Jake Cruise Media]

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