Thursday, July 05, 2007

An obituary we wish for ourselves

Word for word from "Britain's No. 1 quality newspaper," The Telegraph: "Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies."

A life well led! I mean, we can't all be Mother Teresa, can we?

[Hat tip to Gawker]

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