Word for word from "Britain's No. 1 quality newspaper," The Telegraph: "Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies."
A life well led! I mean, we can't all be Mother Teresa, can we?
[Hat tip to Gawker]