Thursday, July 26, 2007

Gap gets new CEO; chain now totally fucked

The struggling San Francisco-based corporate fashion disaster employing many a gay man in The City just ended its desperate, six-month search for a new CEO. Bearing in mind the last CEO was so totally wrong for the job (he'd been chief of Disney's parks!), we score druggist Glenn Murphy (above) thusly:
  • Little experience turning around troubled retailers: -15
  • Most recent job: CEO of Shoppers Drug Mart: -10
  • Looks straight: -32
  • Canadian: +5
  • Unfortunate resemblance to Porky Pig: -113
    Total: -165 points
[Photo: Gap]

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