The struggling San Francisco-based corporate fashion disaster employing many a gay man in The City just ended its desperate, six-month search for a new CEO. Bearing in mind the last CEO was so totally wrong for the job (he'd been chief of Disney's parks!), we score druggist Glenn Murphy (above) thusly:- Little experience turning around troubled retailers: -15
- Most recent job: CEO of Shoppers Drug Mart: -10
- Looks straight: -32
- Canadian: +5
- Unfortunate resemblance to Porky Pig: -113
Total: -165 points
[Photo: Gap]
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