Compensating for a small penis is expensive

This is the lesson of Mine's Bigger, the new book about manly San Francisco financier Tom Perkins and his quest to build the world's most pricey sailboat. (Perkins, BTW, is the ex-husband of trashy pop-fiction writer Danielle Steel, she of the world's biggest human female forehead.) Further down the peninsula -- love that word! Sounds like penis! -- homely technology mogul Larry Ellison is now building a second yacht after selling a share of his current one, Rising Sun, to Hollywood homosexualist David Geffen. And yet! Ellison's second yacht will be smaller, all the better to dock at the most exclusive, albeit tiny, marinas -- while also scoring with babes! "Larry’s other complaint," the Wall Street Journal's Wealth Report says of the Rising Sun, "is the 'lack of intimate spaces' on the boat. With its Zen-like, modern design, the boat feels cold and imposing both inside and out. 'It’s like walking in an empty mall,' says one friend." Intimate spaces? Is that code for rooms so dark women will overlook Ellison's scary visage?