With or without a fork?

Joe was a lucky judge at Folsom Street East's "Nasty Pig Porn Star Pie Eating Contest" on Sunday. Shockaroo: This wasn't Aunt Bee's blue-ribbon-contest-at-the-state-fair-kind-of-contest. "Oh, there were porn stars and there was pie,'' Joe says. "Lemon meringue, in fact. However, FSE's take on this classic America fair event was twisted. Three two-man porn teams took the stage in jockstraps, with one man on each team bending over to present his ass to the crowd as his teammate smashed a pie into his butt. And then ate it." But wait: Gawker's got video! Maybe even of the contest. Not.