
Nearly
half of all men are unhappy with their
cock size, says a new British study that found guys with a “normal-sized” dick often mistakenly thought theirs was too small. Almost 40% blamed their insecurity on watching porn as teens, says the
Sun newspaper. The study of 12,000 weiners found the average
woodie was 5.5" to 6.2" long and 4.7'' to 5.1'' around.

Actor
Ben Affleck (
left), who no doubt compared cock sizes with secret love
Matt Damon,
delivered the graduation address Friday at Falls Church High School in Fairfax, Va.
Affleck has appeared in a print advertisement with his gay cousin, Jason, in support of
PFLAG, and once said, "Everyone has the capacity for being bisexual." Tell us more! (Indeed, his buddy Matt played a bisexual killer in
The Talented Mr. Ripley.) Plus,
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson -- the wrestler-turned-actor and Hayward native -- and his wife are
taking the express train to Splitsville.
FOOTNOTED: That
Sun article reminds me of the day Sparky and I hit the beach in Rio de Janeiro. A club promoter handed out measuring tapes emblazoned with the bar's name -- and a guide helpfully showing us the average length of Brazilian cocks. (Gulp.) Returning to our hotel, Sparky was pleased that I measured up. [Photo:
AP]
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