Friday, June 15, 2007

Fashion do's for Nolan, plus dildo travel tips!

I took a peek inside the rapidly slimming-down San Francisco Chronicle this morning. Here's what I learned: Stylish 49ers coach Mike Nolan (left) gets fashion advice now that he's been greenlighted to wear suits on the side; forget that fedora, though; let's talk boxers or briefs! Gay Pride travelers should pack sex toys extra carefully 'cause our buddies at the TSA may be all hot and everything in their uniforms (well, maybe not so), but they're also kinda nosey. And daddies will get shafted once more on this Sunday's Father's Day -- and I mean that in a bad way: Consider the Talking Fly Swatter ($7.99 at Marshalls), a lime-green fly swatter equipped with a tiny speaker that says, "Hasta la vista, baby!" El fun!

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