There's something about Tobey

I agree with my pal Brent: Tobey Maguire is sexy. Maybe it's his nose, or the nerdy eyeglass-wearing Peter Parker character he plays in Spider-Man 3, opening tonight to mixed reviews here and elsewhere. All that adds up to two things in my book: big dick. Maguire, 31, spent much of his childhood moving from town to town, living with his divorced parents and other family members. He considered becoming a chef, so enrolled in a home economics class as a sixth grader. But his mother offered him $100 to take a drama class instead, and Tobey agreed.

What: Spider-Man 3. Where/when: AMC Loews Metreon, 12:50 a.m.; AMC Van Ness, 12:30 p.m., 3:45 p.m., 7:00 p.m., 10:15. CineArts Empire, 11:50 a.m., 3:05 p.m., 6:20 p.m., 9:35 p.m. Presidio, 1:15 p.m., 4:10 p.m., 7:05 p.m. and 10 p.m.