Friday, May 25, 2007
He-Man's back, and we (heart) cupcakes
What's not to love about anyone named He-Man, the Saturday morning cartoon character who inspired 1987's delightfully bad Masters of the Universe, staring then-hot/now-not Dolph Lundgren? (Have you seen any recent photos of the former Grace Jones Swedish boy-toy? Scary!) Get ready for the new and improved He-Man, because Hollywood's cranking out a sequel. Rumor Central has it wrong, Variety says: The lead role hasn't been cast. (Hello, Matthew McConaughey!) Defamer says early plans already sound as if the creative team isn't going to sidestep the gay He-Man question. Gotta love Defamer; how else would I know that cupcakes are the gayest dessert on the planet?