What's not to like about the new and I'd say vastly improved Joey Lawrence, formerly of the TV show Blossom, most recently in last night's episode of CSI: NY? Well, just about everything, Gawker grouses today: "After ditching his luxurious mane and implementing a daily regimen of iron pumping, eyebrow waxing, and spray tanning. Joseph Lawrence, the new C-list celebrity and Mr. Clean imitator, was completely unidentifiable as former teen star Joey Lawrence. Whereas Joey wanted fame and groupies, Joseph is just grateful to be allowed back on TV, even if that means appearing on Dancing with the Stars."
Thursday, April 26, 2007
That's 'C' as in cutie list
What's not to like about the new and I'd say vastly improved Joey Lawrence, formerly of the TV show Blossom, most recently in last night's episode of CSI: NY? Well, just about everything, Gawker grouses today: "After ditching his luxurious mane and implementing a daily regimen of iron pumping, eyebrow waxing, and spray tanning. Joseph Lawrence, the new C-list celebrity and Mr. Clean imitator, was completely unidentifiable as former teen star Joey Lawrence. Whereas Joey wanted fame and groupies, Joseph is just grateful to be allowed back on TV, even if that means appearing on Dancing with the Stars."
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in his own immortal words: "whoa".
Indeed: That's not your grandfather's Joey.
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